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April 24, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Starbucks announced on Tuesday that it will open up a store in Ferguson, Missouri. As part of its grand opening, the store will run a promotion where any customer who orders a black coffee will be...
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July 13, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to reports, Italian Cyclist Luca Paolini tested positive for cocaine following the fourth stage of the Tour de France. Officials became suspicious after Paolini finished those four stages...
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December 2, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Digital Chinese toymaker VTech said on Tuesday that the data of about 6.4 million children was exposed in a hack on their company last week. And that was just the kids who make the toys. 2. Starting...
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December 7, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. In a recent interview, golfer Tiger Woods said he peaked when he was eleven. Begging the question, how much sex was eleven-year-old Tiger Woods having? 2. According to a new study, kids who take...
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March 17, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. During an interview Wednesday morning, Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump said if he’s not the party’s nominee he thinks there will be riots in the streets. Because a lot of times...
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May 3, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. California Republicans are upset that they are the only delegation coming in for the Republican National Convention in Cleveland who will be forced to stay in a hotel outside the city limits. Wait,...
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July 1, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. This week, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump gave a speech at a Pennsylvania recycling plant in front of a giant pile of trash. Said Chris Christie, “I’ve been called worse.” 2....
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January 13, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Peter R. Rose, a Brooklyn police captain, apologized for remarks he made contrasting date rape with “true stranger rapes,” which he called “the troubling ones.” Staking a strong claim for worst guy...
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February 2, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to reports, President Trump is considering firing Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein. “I don’t like that sound of that,” said Steve Bannon upon hearing Rosenstein’s last name. 2....
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July 27, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. The London gospel choir that performed at the wedding of Britain’s Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, has signed a record deal with Sony Music. Not to be outdone, the Queen has signed with Death Row...
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